Dear Alley,
 
What is the proper way to address a Female Superhero? Living and working in New York City, I have opportunities, almost on a daily basis, to meet Female Superheros and of course didn’t wish to offend them. What is correct? Ms., Miss, your Superperson? Help!
 
Signed,

 Confused

Dear Little Miss Confused,
A female superhero is no different from anyone else, with one exception. She is superior to you.  I usually address such heroines as "my nemesis" or "Goody Two Boots".  But I suppose you mean, does she have an exclusive title by virtue of her super-ness?  No.  As always, a woman's title depends on her marital status and her own personal preference.
My advise?  Ask her how she would like to be addressed.  Then, ask yourself, is she worthy of this title?  If so, use it.  If not, come up with the most offensive and inappropriate title your little brain can conjure.  And is she asks, tell her Alley Class sent you!

You're welcome,

Ms. Class (widow x 3)